FIRST CREATIVE WRITING ASSIGNMNT OF 2026 WINTER SEMESTER WINDSOR UNIVERSITY
STEPHEN WEIR says “I am using a strict lipogrammatic constraint taking out the letter “E,” deliberately removing the most frequently used vowel in English. A STORY ABOUT STEVE WEIR HOLDING HIS BREATH WHEN HE IS IN AN ELEVATOR AND RESCUING CATS FROM SUNKEN LADAS (No “E” No Air No Rhyming, Floor 32. Cats Can’t Swim,) Lipogram (No “ 5 th ” vocaid in all Anglish No Rhyming, No Floor 32 . And most important Cats Can’t Swim, ) Balcony drinks . Upstairs unit guy falls during our cocktail hour ( O r drifts down fast with out wings or a parashot) “Air-holding kings can last 5–10 min” says scrawl s in my blog ’ s talk - back box. “As it was, it is, and shall stay, world without limit. " “ Bubblin ’, bubblin ’, O Lord.” I’m studying to hold my bre...