A Beaver and a moose walked into a bar during Fifa
WILD LIFE DOWNTOWN TORONTO DURING FIFA A moose and a beaver walked into a bar. The bartender asked, “What’ll it be?” The beaver said, “Give me a Fresh Log Float.” The bartender nodded and turned to the moose. “And for you, sir?” The moose thought for a moment and said, “I'll have whatever he's having — but make sure you use Moosehead Beeer and hold the lumber. I'm watching my waistlineThis guy likes to gnaw on my antlers if there isn't fresh tree in sight and he won't pay for the beerThe beaver laughed and said, “That's rich coming from a guy who spends half his life standing in the middle of the highway.” The moose replied, “At least people brake for me.” The beaver smiled and said, “Sure, but people put my face on the nickel.” photos by swear and George Socka, cartoon by Andrew Weir